A guy walks into a bar...
10-22-2008, 01:34 PM
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A guy walks into a bar, and orders six shots of rum.
The bartender asks, ?Hey, what?s the occasion?" and the guy says, ?Well...my first blowjob!?
Bartender says, ?Hell yeah, I?ll toast to that! Have a seventh shot, on the house !?
Guy says, ?Thanks, but if 6 shots won't take the taste of penis out of my mouth, one more shot sure won't!?
The bartender asks, ?Hey, what?s the occasion?" and the guy says, ?Well...my first blowjob!?
Bartender says, ?Hell yeah, I?ll toast to that! Have a seventh shot, on the house !?
Guy says, ?Thanks, but if 6 shots won't take the taste of penis out of my mouth, one more shot sure won't!?
10-22-2008, 01:39 PM
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Was the guy someone we know? 
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Originally Posted by Brit_in_NJ' post='700339' date='Oct 22 2008, 05:39 PM
Was the guy someone we know?
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Originally Posted by Brit_in_NJ' post='700339' date='Oct 22 2008, 02:39 PM
Was the guy someone we know?
10-22-2008, 02:23 PM
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