A Guy Orders a Beer
04-09-2009, 09:01 PM
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A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.
It hits the blond woman's boobs and splashes all over them.
The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens.
So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out.
The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts
to lick her breasts and she decks him!
He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why did you
let the bartender do it?'
'Duh,' says the blond, 'He has a licker license!'
It hits the blond woman's boobs and splashes all over them.
The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens.
So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out.
The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts
to lick her breasts and she decks him!
He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why did you
let the bartender do it?'
'Duh,' says the blond, 'He has a licker license!'
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Givin you some love for posting this joke Cal...it started out with such promise, but fell a little flat at the punchline for me. I tell you what though...I imagined this chick to look like that Jamie thread that has all these guys horned up over here....so it's all good! 
04-10-2009, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by -Mike-' post='842609' date='Apr 10 2009, 12:17 AM
Givin you some love for posting this joke Cal...it started out with such promise, but fell a little flat at the punchline for me. I tell you what though...I imagined this chick to look like that Jamie thread that has all these guys horned up over here....so it's all good!
Oh well, like I am wont to say, comedy is a risk. I'll put this in the fail category.
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='842964' date='Apr 10 2009, 10:07 AM
I just said it was a "joke." I never said it was a "good joke." Oh well, like I am wont to say, comedy is a risk. I'll put this in the fail category.
Oh well, like I am wont to say, comedy is a risk. I'll put this in the fail category.