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A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
Have you ever been in the military service?'
'Yes,' he replied. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.'
Then he asked, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy said, 'Yes... an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my
testicles.'
The interviewer grimaced and then said, 'OK, You have enough points for
me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00
A.M. every day.'
The guy was puzzled and asks, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M., why don't you want me here until 10:00 A.M.?'
'This is a government job,' the interviewer said. 'For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No
point in you coming in for that.'
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
Have you ever been in the military service?'
'Yes,' he replied. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.'
Then he asked, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy said, 'Yes... an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my
testicles.'
The interviewer grimaced and then said, 'OK, You have enough points for
me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00
A.M. every day.'
The guy was puzzled and asks, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M., why don't you want me here until 10:00 A.M.?'
'This is a government job,' the interviewer said. 'For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No
point in you coming in for that.'
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Originally Posted by al_ongvano' post='893425' date='May 28 2009, 03:57 PM
A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
Have you ever been in the military service?'
'Yes,' he replied. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.'
Then he asked, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy said, 'Yes... an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my
testicles.'
The interviewer grimaced and then said, 'OK, You have enough points for
me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00
A.M. every day.'
The guy was puzzled and asks, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M., why don't you want me here until 10:00 A.M.?'
'This is a government job,' the interviewer said. 'For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No
point in you coming in for that.'
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
Have you ever been in the military service?'
'Yes,' he replied. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.'
Then he asked, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy said, 'Yes... an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my
testicles.'
The interviewer grimaced and then said, 'OK, You have enough points for
me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00
A.M. every day.'
The guy was puzzled and asks, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M., why don't you want me here until 10:00 A.M.?'
'This is a government job,' the interviewer said. 'For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No
point in you coming in for that.'
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Mind you, seeing as it's a joke about the postal service, it's somewhat serendipitous that it also happens to be a repost
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='893492' date='May 28 2009, 05:41 PM
this is a repost and some days are like that, but many we sit around pulling our hair out trying to solve tough problems that affect peoples lives ![Thumbsup](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/thumbsup.gif)
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