Lounge How was your day? Anything goes but please keep it PG-13!

Gotta love lawyers

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 05-11-2007, 06:08 AM
  #1  
gpt
Senior Members
Thread Starter
 
gpt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: North of Boston, Ma
Posts: 267
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to
eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a
wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my
place............


The grass is almost a foot high."
Old 05-11-2007, 06:38 AM
  #2  
Contributors
 
MacSid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Posts: 1,056
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
My Ride: G30 530i M-sport
Model Year: 2018
Default

Old 05-11-2007, 07:22 AM
  #3  
Super Moderator
 
Iceman's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: FL
Posts: 18,253
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: F02 LCI Individual
Model Year: 2013
Default

Old 05-11-2007, 09:13 AM
  #4  
Senior Members
 
IrishEyes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Dublin, Eire
Posts: 2,279
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: Collected Sept 2009 - BMW E90 M3, Silverstone II, Novillo Black leather, 19" M Double-Spoke alloys, High Beam Assist, Electronic Damper Control, Voice Control, PDC, USB, DAB, High Gloss Shadowline, Sliding armrest, Trim Finishing in aluminium grey.
Default



Reminds of a similiar story about two tramps only this time they were eating horse manure off the street.

Lady of the mansion takes them home and sends them around to the stables because at least it's hot.

And on the subject of attornies..


Gotta love lawyers-attorney.jpg



Jeez, I wonder who I've offended now.
Old 05-11-2007, 09:52 AM
  #5  
Former Vendor
 
info@trinityautosport's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Anaheim, CA
Posts: 19,460
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: F13 M6
Default

hahahahaha
Old 05-11-2007, 01:45 PM
  #6  
Senior Members
 
Centurion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: S. California
Posts: 1,968
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: 545i; Manual Shifter
Default

Old 05-12-2007, 12:15 AM
  #7  
Members
 
BMWskipper's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 197
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: '12 BMW 520d Touring
Default

Old 05-12-2007, 02:46 PM
  #8  
Contributors
 
Mr 5er's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Long Island, New York
Posts: 1,624
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: 2005 525i Titanium Silver Metalic and 2003 325xi Jet Black with the Premium Package in both cars.
Default

Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
PelicanParts.com
Meet & Greet Discussion
2
10-16-2015 03:07 PM
FlowerBomb
New Member Introductions
2
10-02-2015 10:26 AM
LILBZ3
E60 Discussion
2
09-27-2015 08:06 PM
Henry Peters
E60 Discussion
6
09-25-2015 10:15 AM
DetailersDomain
Detailing Forum
0
09-22-2015 03:59 PM



Quick Reply: Gotta love lawyers



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 03:55 PM.