The Goodbye Letter
02-03-2006, 04:42 AM
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The Goodbye Letter
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands.
"Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and
she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of
all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she
is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad
she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns
a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't,
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and
trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better.
She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Love, your son, John.
P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call
when it is safe for me to come home."
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands.
"Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and
she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of
all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she
is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad
she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns
a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't,
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and
trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better.
She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Love, your son, John.
P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call
when it is safe for me to come home."
02-03-2006, 09:21 AM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
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02-03-2006, 09:42 AM
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My Ride: MY RIDE is DA real .-) HAMANN 5 aka BLACK MAMBA born on 16/06/2005/delivered on 05/08/2005 as following:
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I give an 'A' on this 
02-03-2006, 11:17 AM
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My Ride: in 2005... a completly crashed Audi A4 3.0 Quattro.
... 24th Jan. 2006... a new 530xd Touring
It's funny... 'cause the 1st thing I read was the PS.... (always read the PS 1st... 
) <_<
So believe me... in my case the ass kicking wouldn't have been avoided...
) <_< So believe me... in my case the ass kicking wouldn't have been avoided...
02-04-2006, 11:21 AM
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My Ride: 2004 March E60 530i, Titanium Silver with Black Dakota Leather, Style 124 18" Alloy, Active Steering, Adaptive headlights, Auto-Dim Int+Folding Ext Mirrors, Auto Aircon Advanced, Brushed Aluminium Trim, CD Changer, Comfort Seats, De-Chrome, Dynamic Drive, Electric Glass Sun Roof, Graduate Tinted Windscreen, Heated Front Seats, Natvigation Professional, Sport Steering wheel, Sun Protection Glass, TV function
Funny that I've seen a female version before.
