Give the girl a break.
03-24-2005, 10:04 PM
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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated, "Who is Camilla Parker Bowles?"
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated, "Who is Camilla Parker Bowles?"
03-25-2005, 03:57 AM
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Ok, now you've done it. The UK camp will probably want their own sub-forum now 
03-25-2005, 12:55 PM
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Laugh...I nearly married a Royal.
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Originally Posted by cobradav' date='Mar 25 2005, 01:57 PM
Ok, now you've done it.? The UK camp will probably want their own sub-forum now ? ?
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Originally Posted by iDrive535dSport' date='Mar 25 2005, 05:55 PM
Laugh...I nearly married a Royal.
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now thats funny
the royal family are a joke they should put them on a rocket and send them to Iraq
the royal family are a joke they should put them on a rocket and send them to Iraq
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