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Old 05-07-2009, 07:22 PM
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From here on out I'm sticking with Spanish. Hasta luego....
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Originally Posted by SoCalBimmer' post='871661' date='May 7 2009, 09:50 PM
http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=...p;mode=threaded

Re-post from 2005.

I just had to, sorry... ..I really don't think this should count as a re-post.
Haha...great...my search came up with nothing oh well
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Originally Posted by sixcard' post='871266' date='May 7 2009, 02:49 PM
... I have heard that same theory about orgasms.

Too many beats and that might drop off though....
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Originally Posted by SoCalBimmer' post='871661' date='May 7 2009, 08:50 PM
http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=...p;mode=threaded

Re-post from 2005.

I just had to, sorry... ..I really don't think this should count as a re-post.
+1 There should be a statute of limitations on reposts, like any other infraction.
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Originally Posted by SoCalBimmer' post='871661' date='May 8 2009, 03:50 AM
..I really don't think this should count as a re-post.

Are you crazy?

Of course it counts!
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='871774' date='May 7 2009, 11:22 PM
From here on out I'm sticking with Spanish. Hasta luego....
And for me, I'm sticking to Portuguese. Tchau.
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Originally Posted by sixcard' post='871266' date='May 7 2009, 02:49 PM
... I have heard that same theory about orgasms.

Oh no!!!! What do I do now? Perhaps I shouldn't have spanked it so much when I was younger...
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