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Old 11-18-2010, 01:30 PM
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A boy walks up 2 his dad and asks him: Dad, what is the difference in between "Potentially and Realistically"?.

His dad says: "Go ask ur mother, sister and brother if they would sleep w/Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars and let me know what u find out". So the kid does and comes back 2 his dad 10 min after. The dad says: "so, what happened?". The kid goes: "Well, i asked mom and she said that she wld do it in a heart beat, that way she cld used that money 2 fix the house and pay our college. Then i asked my sister, and she said that she wld do it without even thinking since Brad Pitt was the hottest guy out there. Then I asked my brother and he said he wld definitely do it, cuz he cld do a lot of things w/1 million dollars". The dad says: "ok?... did u find the answer 2 your question?". "Yeah", he pauses and says: "so in conclusion... we are Potentially sitting on 3 million dollars, but Realistically, we are living with 2 hookers and a homo".
Old 11-18-2010, 01:48 PM
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Nice one, but it didn't go the way I thought it would. I was expecting that the punchline would be along the lines of one of them would do it for a million, another would do it for nothing, and the third (probably the son for comic effect) would also do it but doesn't know how they'd find the million to give to Brad.
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If it's got Iceman's seal of approval it must be funny
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