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11-12-2007, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by kC_GiRL' post='492765' date='Nov 10 2007, 10:27 PM
Why you shouldn't move to New York
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What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm
a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate
and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy
who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but
keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City,
so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives?
Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average
around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000
won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who
was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's
not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing
right? How do I get to her level? Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop
dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the
story there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.
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Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your
predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy
who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said
here's how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple
a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what
you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I
bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade
and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is
very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty
that you won't be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins
in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a
buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business
sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease.
In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my
money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need
an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating,
not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets.
So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly
beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it
hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that
the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and
then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation. With all
that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic
"pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.
CRAIGSLIST AD:
What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm
a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate
and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy
who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but
keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City,
so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives?
Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average
around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000
won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who
was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's
not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing
right? How do I get to her level? Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop
dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the
story there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 432279810
**********************
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your
predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy
who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said
here's how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple
a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what
you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I
bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade
and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is
very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty
that you won't be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins
in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a
buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business
sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease.
In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my
money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need
an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating,
not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets.
So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly
beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it
hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that
the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and
then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation. With all
that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic
"pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.
haha a classic indeed.. gets
from me
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Originally Posted by Ferdie' post='493292' date='Nov 12 2007, 02:06 PM
When Iceman laughs and gives you the thumbs up, that means it is not a repost! 
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Originally Posted by Rudy' post='493336' date='Nov 12 2007, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Ferdie' post='493417' date='Nov 12 2007, 06:21 PM
Alright, along with Iceman I will include Rudy in the list of Repost Police
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Have to remember that not everybody has been on the board 3 years, and the occasional repost is not a bad thing. Infact, out of all the threads where somebody posts the "back to the future repost image" (which, ironically, is a repost every time you use it - you need a new image for each repost post, or you are being hypocritical), I can't say I ever remember seeing the original thread.
If something is reposted in the non lounge sections, fair enough, point people at the original thread to avoid duplicates. But in the lounge, does it matter...? Think of it like reruns on the TV. People miss the originals. Sometimes people see the originals but want to watch the re-run. You can decide not to view it. If you are going to say something is a repost, atleast include the link to the previous post!
If something is reposted in the non lounge sections, fair enough, point people at the original thread to avoid duplicates. But in the lounge, does it matter...? Think of it like reruns on the TV. People miss the originals. Sometimes people see the originals but want to watch the re-run. You can decide not to view it. If you are going to say something is a repost, atleast include the link to the previous post!
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Originally Posted by Russ1974' post='493918' date='Nov 13 2007, 07:06 PM
Have to remember that not everybody has been on the board 3 years, and the occasional repost is not a bad thing. Infact, out of all the threads where somebody posts the "back to the future repost image" (which, ironically, is a repost every time you use it - you need a new image for each repost post, or you are being hypocritical), I can't say I ever remember seeing the original thread.
If something is reposted in the non lounge sections, fair enough, point people at the original thread to avoid duplicates. But in the lounge, does it matter...? Think of it like reruns on the TV. People miss the originals. Sometimes people see the originals but want to watch the re-run. You can decide not to view it. If you are going to say something is a repost, atleast include the link to the previous post!
If something is reposted in the non lounge sections, fair enough, point people at the original thread to avoid duplicates. But in the lounge, does it matter...? Think of it like reruns on the TV. People miss the originals. Sometimes people see the originals but want to watch the re-run. You can decide not to view it. If you are going to say something is a repost, atleast include the link to the previous post!
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I think the majority of us don't see the repost as a bad thing, we are just having a little fun in here. I myself have done a couple of repost. Part of the fun is when you see someone doing a repost and waiting for Iceman or somebody to call on it. I know I don't like doing it because the person might be too sensitive. I don't think it's meant to embarrass the person.
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Originally Posted by kC_GiRL' post='492765' date='Nov 10 2007, 08:27 PM
Why you shouldn't move to New York
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Although I think I married her older sister! 