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04-03-2013, 12:43 PM
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Funny CL post someone sent me. It was removed within minutes. I guess the biker cult didn't approve. hahahha
I am looking to sell my one of a kind custom chopper that looks like every other one. It is really cool, it has the big 21" front tire way out there so you can easily tell its a chopper. Overstretched springer front end that has the custom sock full of nickels sound to it. The paint job is a pukish orange that turns brown in the sun. It has a tribal pattern that looks like knife blades running through the tanks and is set off by a goofy ass skull with pointy teeth on the rear fender. All off this is accented by a bright yellow powder coated frame. The paint alone is worth 25000 cuz thats what the guy charged me. The painter lived in the trailer next to the builder and he assured me that appearance is the most important feature of a motorcycle. Its got billet aluminum rims that got that german cross looking thing cut into them. The engine is the big 127" SnS that is chrome covered so it holds heat in better and has tolerances tighter than a nuns panties. This engine is perfect for florida traffic. Transmission is a 6 speed that has never been out of third gear. 317 total miles because the bar i ride to once a month for bike night is 3 miles round trip. Only me and three other guys would show up so i got all kinds of trophies to show its a show winner. I thought about taking it to quaker steak once, but I couldn't figure out how to get the bike there since they dont have trailer parking. I did my own custom work to it by installing a Starbucks coffee holder, the cool one where that mermaid logo chick has a skull head. The cupholder had two screws and took me over two hours to install so that is reflected in the price.
I am looking to sell my one of a kind custom chopper that looks like every other one. It is really cool, it has the big 21" front tire way out there so you can easily tell its a chopper. Overstretched springer front end that has the custom sock full of nickels sound to it. The paint job is a pukish orange that turns brown in the sun. It has a tribal pattern that looks like knife blades running through the tanks and is set off by a goofy ass skull with pointy teeth on the rear fender. All off this is accented by a bright yellow powder coated frame. The paint alone is worth 25000 cuz thats what the guy charged me. The painter lived in the trailer next to the builder and he assured me that appearance is the most important feature of a motorcycle. Its got billet aluminum rims that got that german cross looking thing cut into them. The engine is the big 127" SnS that is chrome covered so it holds heat in better and has tolerances tighter than a nuns panties. This engine is perfect for florida traffic. Transmission is a 6 speed that has never been out of third gear. 317 total miles because the bar i ride to once a month for bike night is 3 miles round trip. Only me and three other guys would show up so i got all kinds of trophies to show its a show winner. I thought about taking it to quaker steak once, but I couldn't figure out how to get the bike there since they dont have trailer parking. I did my own custom work to it by installing a Starbucks coffee holder, the cool one where that mermaid logo chick has a skull head. The cupholder had two screws and took me over two hours to install so that is reflected in the price.
04-03-2013, 01:49 PM
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My Ride: 530i
Model Year: 2004
Engine: M54
some may have seen this already, but this is my favorite craigslist ad:
http://guymanningham.com/1995-pontia...gt-craigslist/
http://guymanningham.com/1995-pontia...gt-craigslist/
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