Friday night joke
10-23-2009 | 07:58 PM
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A?parrot?swallows?a?Viagra?tablet.?
His?owner,?disgusted,?puts?him?in?the?freezer?to?c ool?off.?
Later?when?he?opens?the?freezer,?he?finds?the?parr ot?sweating.?
?How?come?you?are?sweating???he?asks.?
The?parrot?replies,??Do?you?know?how?hard?it?is?to ?open?the?legs?
of?a?frozen?chicken??
Good night everybody.
His?owner,?disgusted,?puts?him?in?the?freezer?to?c ool?off.?
Later?when?he?opens?the?freezer,?he?finds?the?parr ot?sweating.?
?How?come?you?are?sweating???he?asks.?
The?parrot?replies,??Do?you?know?how?hard?it?is?to ?open?the?legs?
of?a?frozen?chicken??
Good night everybody.
10-23-2009 | 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by porsche911targa' post='1039309' date='Oct 23 2009, 08:58 PM
A?parrot?swallows?a?Viagra?tablet.?
His?owner,?disgusted,?puts?him?in?the?freezer?to?c ool?off.?
Later?when?he?opens?the?freezer,?he?finds?the?parr ot?sweating.?
?How?come?you?are?sweating???he?asks.?
The?parrot?replies,??Do?you?know?how?hard?it?is?to ?open?the?legs?
of?a?frozen?chicken??
Good night everybody.
His?owner,?disgusted,?puts?him?in?the?freezer?to?c ool?off.?
Later?when?he?opens?the?freezer,?he?finds?the?parr ot?sweating.?
?How?come?you?are?sweating???he?asks.?
The?parrot?replies,??Do?you?know?how?hard?it?is?to ?open?the?legs?
of?a?frozen?chicken??
Good night everybody.
..... 
aahahahaaa
10-24-2009 | 10:50 AM
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Did the frozen chicken reference remind anybody here of their wife?? 
10-24-2009 | 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='1039591' date='Oct 24 2009, 11:50 AM
Did the frozen chicken reference remind anybody here of their wife??
10-24-2009 | 11:44 AM
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My Ride: 2008 550i Jet Black on Black Leather, SAT with Paddles, Logic 7, Comfort Seats, NAV, Sport Package, PDC, Xenons, Sirius, Trinity 12W LED Angel Eyes, RPi GT Exhaust, M rear spoiler, ACS Roof Spoiler, Tinted Tail Lights, Bimmian Carbon Fiber Pillar Trim, Bimmian Shadow 550i emblem, RPi Scoop, E60 Forum Cling, Mtec bulbs in fog lights, Mtec 2W LED for License Plate Light Bulbs, K&N Filter, Bimmian LED Smoked Side Markers, Blackout roundels, Carbon Fiber Kidney Grills.
Retired Rides - 1989 325i convertible, 1995 M3, 2002 X5, 2005 545i, 2008 X5 (Lemon)
Originally Posted by BMWRINO' post='1039595' date='Oct 24 2009, 11:54 AM
hahhaha..
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