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A man had two great tickets for the Football World Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No", he says, "the seat is empty".
This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the
FA cup final, the biggest sporting event in the year, and not use it?"
He says, "well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away.This is the first Cup Final we haven't been together since we got married".
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral".
"No", he says, "the seat is empty".
This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the
FA cup final, the biggest sporting event in the year, and not use it?"
He says, "well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away.This is the first Cup Final we haven't been together since we got married".
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral".
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