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Old 05-15-2009 | 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by mrfva' post='879735' date='May 15 2009, 06:35 PM
Well, what is for dinner tonight Calvin?
Snake head and veggies!
Old 05-15-2009 | 04:56 PM
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OK, now I've offended PETA!
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='879737' date='May 15 2009, 07:36 PM
Snake head and veggies!
trouser snake at tgi fridays perhaps?
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='879914' date='May 15 2009, 11:06 PM
trouser snake at tgi fridays perhaps?
Old 05-16-2009 | 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='879914' date='May 15 2009, 11:06 PM
trouser snake at tgi fridays perhaps?
Geez, Mel, what did I do to desrve that?
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Hey how do you starve a Frenchman?

Hide his welfare check under his work shoes.


No hard feelings right?
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Originally Posted by Krozi' post='880225' date='May 16 2009, 11:58 AM
Hey how do you starve a Frenchman?

Hide his welfare check under his work shoes.


No hard feelings right?
I would have said hide the crepes in a pizza hut box
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