FAT people and bathing suits
06-27-2009, 02:25 PM
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This might be the first thread ever that is worth more without pics.
I just got back from my apartments stupid summer party thing, and NONE of the hot chicks that live here came. It was all fat people, guys and girls. I HAD NO CLUE that women actually wore 2 piece bathing suits looking like that. I dont go to the beach much and i never go to the pool. (and the guys too, throw a t shirt on so i dont have to see your lint filled 8 inch deep belly buttons)
my apartment came with mirrors. I just assumed theirs did too.
i have had a few beers (which by the way, the party did not have) i had to pound a few before going, in case it sucked. it did. but even if i pounded 3 kegs, i would still think these people were gross. I am saying people, because it was guys too. i just trying to not sound sexist.
I havent posted a pointless thread in a while, i was due for one.
I am going to vomit. not because of the horrible food, not because of the beer, but because of society.
if clothing stores stop making size 52 paints then people would have to lose weight or make their own clothes. i have a 34 waist and i think i need to lose a few pounds.
some of you will think this thread is mean and heartless. some of you will think it is funny. either way, thanks for listening. you guys, and gals (all 4 of you) are the best!
I just got back from my apartments stupid summer party thing, and NONE of the hot chicks that live here came. It was all fat people, guys and girls. I HAD NO CLUE that women actually wore 2 piece bathing suits looking like that. I dont go to the beach much and i never go to the pool. (and the guys too, throw a t shirt on so i dont have to see your lint filled 8 inch deep belly buttons)
my apartment came with mirrors. I just assumed theirs did too.
i have had a few beers (which by the way, the party did not have) i had to pound a few before going, in case it sucked. it did. but even if i pounded 3 kegs, i would still think these people were gross. I am saying people, because it was guys too. i just trying to not sound sexist.
I havent posted a pointless thread in a while, i was due for one.
I am going to vomit. not because of the horrible food, not because of the beer, but because of society.
if clothing stores stop making size 52 paints then people would have to lose weight or make their own clothes. i have a 34 waist and i think i need to lose a few pounds.
some of you will think this thread is mean and heartless. some of you will think it is funny. either way, thanks for listening. you guys, and gals (all 4 of you) are the best!
06-27-2009, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Alpine White Girl' post='925892' date='Jun 27 2009, 03:30 PM
Lol. It is kind of mean but it is kind of true also.
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There should be weight limits on bikinis and spandex, and guys - NO SPEEDOS YOU ARE NOT, REPEAT NOT, Michael Phelps
06-27-2009, 03:44 PM
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Much thanks for no pictures.
The average weight of people keeps going up. My sister, is a WV family practice doctor and says a significant number of her patients are obiese.
Once I was at Myrtle Beach at the start of biker week. One biker chick was more broad than she was tall, yet she wore a thong bikini. Each leg was my waist size, and I'm a bit overweight, at a tight size 36 or loose 38.
The average weight of people keeps going up. My sister, is a WV family practice doctor and says a significant number of her patients are obiese.
Once I was at Myrtle Beach at the start of biker week. One biker chick was more broad than she was tall, yet she wore a thong bikini. Each leg was my waist size, and I'm a bit overweight, at a tight size 36 or loose 38.
06-27-2009, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='925888' date='Jun 27 2009, 05:25 PM
my apartment came with mirrors. I just assumed theirs did too.
.............. 
???Damn...I better go check....
06-27-2009, 10:25 PM
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personally I think its VERY saddening, obesity is out of control... fat people wearing low cut shirts.. I do not need to see their love handles!! and if your fat enough you can apply for disability, get motorized wheel chairs and handicap stickers ... WTF!!???!
06-27-2009, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by dudemeister' post='926145' date='Jun 27 2009, 11:25 PM
personally I think its VERY saddening, obesity is out of control... fat people wearing low cut shirts.. I do not need to see their love handles!! and if your fat enough you can apply for disability, get motorized wheel chairs and handicap stickers ... WTF!!???!
06-28-2009, 11:23 AM
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Craig, you should become a lawyer, like Scott, and lobby for a law to ban fat people from open society.
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='925888' date='Jun 27 2009, 05:25 PM
This might be the first thread ever that is worth more without pics.
I just got back from my apartments stupid summer party thing, and NONE of the hot chicks that live here came. It was all fat people, guys and girls. I HAD NO CLUE that women actually wore 2 piece bathing suits looking like that. I dont go to the beach much and i never go to the pool. (and the guys too, throw a t shirt on so i dont have to see your lint filled 8 inch deep belly buttons)
my apartment came with mirrors. I just assumed theirs did too.
i have had a few beers (which by the way, the party did not have) i had to pound a few before going, in case it sucked. it did. but even if i pounded 3 kegs, i would still think these people were gross. I am saying people, because it was guys too. i just trying to not sound sexist.
I havent posted a pointless thread in a while, i was due for one.
I am going to vomit. not because of the horrible food, not because of the beer, but because of society.
if clothing stores stop making size 52 paints then people would have to lose weight or make their own clothes. i have a 34 waist and i think i need to lose a few pounds.
some of you will think this thread is mean and heartless. some of you will think it is funny. either way, thanks for listening. you guys, and gals (all 4 of you) are the best!
I just got back from my apartments stupid summer party thing, and NONE of the hot chicks that live here came. It was all fat people, guys and girls. I HAD NO CLUE that women actually wore 2 piece bathing suits looking like that. I dont go to the beach much and i never go to the pool. (and the guys too, throw a t shirt on so i dont have to see your lint filled 8 inch deep belly buttons)
my apartment came with mirrors. I just assumed theirs did too.
i have had a few beers (which by the way, the party did not have) i had to pound a few before going, in case it sucked. it did. but even if i pounded 3 kegs, i would still think these people were gross. I am saying people, because it was guys too. i just trying to not sound sexist.
I havent posted a pointless thread in a while, i was due for one.
I am going to vomit. not because of the horrible food, not because of the beer, but because of society.
if clothing stores stop making size 52 paints then people would have to lose weight or make their own clothes. i have a 34 waist and i think i need to lose a few pounds.
some of you will think this thread is mean and heartless. some of you will think it is funny. either way, thanks for listening. you guys, and gals (all 4 of you) are the best!
I can not believe you posted this thread. My Dear God.
06-28-2009, 11:43 AM
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I need to get off my fat ass and start working out. They might ban fat people in here. I have a 32 waist but it's been moving since college.