fairy tale ending in reality?
04-17-2005, 11:41 AM
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My Ride: 2011 520dA coming up.
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out
on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different
kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan,
India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing
that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...
they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence,
because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face??
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll,
but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...
I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" You want hors d'oeuvres,
poochi pooh? "She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:
chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing,
dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, cutie pie?...
....LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG
AND EAT YOUR SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!
GOT IT, ASSHOLE?
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out
on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different
kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan,
India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing
that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...
they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence,
because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face??
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll,
but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...
I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" You want hors d'oeuvres,
poochi pooh? "She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:
chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing,
dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, cutie pie?...
....LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG
AND EAT YOUR SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!
GOT IT, ASSHOLE?
04-18-2005, 06:37 AM
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My Ride: (USA) 645Ci, Silver Gray, Chateau, Cold Weather PKG, Premium Sound PKG, Sport PKG, Step, NAV [Std Equip in 645], HUD, Satellite (SIRIUS) Radio, Aux Input, Bluetooth enabled using iPhone 3GS w/ adapter cradle - Build date - 01/05, Baby delivered 2/24/05
04-18-2005, 07:55 AM
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My Ride: [i][b][u]Since 19 august 2004[/u][/b][/i]: [color=red][b]530i[/b] High Executive[/color], Silvergray with beige interior, Popular wood, Servotronic, Sportssuspension, electric foldable and dimmed mirrors, dimmed interior mirror, pappelmaser braun wood, cupholders, styling 123 18" wheels, Logic 7, Steptronic, alarm class 3, electric sunscreen in the rear and suncreens for sidewindows, Comfort seats, heated seats, Xenon with headlightwashers, Adaptive corner lights ALC, Advanced airconditioning, lightpackage, Nav Pro, 6 cd changer, side airbags rearseats, bluetooth siemens S55, chrome kidneys, gearlever with wood, voice recognition retrofit, front windshield with green band.
Waiting for trunkopener button from Hobi :)
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