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02-23-2005, 01:42 AM
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An Asian man walked into the currency exchange line in a New York bank with 2000 yen, and he walked out with $72.
The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week.
The lady said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week.
The lady said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
02-23-2005, 03:23 AM
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Ok, two more and I will be ok for the day 
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Originally Posted by cobradav' date='Feb 23 2005, 02:43 PM
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A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her
sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.
She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with. The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3000 a month in
living expenses."
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Feb 23 2005, 12:42 AM
An Asian man walked into the currency exchange line in a New York bank with 2000 yen, and he walked out with $72.
The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.? He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week.
The lady said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.? He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week.
The lady said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
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02-24-2005, 12:42 AM
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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mee Lookee Yu, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree,
No see.
NO FEE.
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree,
No see.
NO FEE.
02-24-2005, 02:01 AM
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