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Old 03-28-2006, 12:34 AM
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1. Is there another word for synonym?

2. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

3. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

4. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

5. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

6. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

7. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

8. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

9. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

10. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

11. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

12. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

13. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
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Some of them are very funny some are obvious...
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Dunno
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hhhmmm :'(
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ROFL!

Heard all of these before but they crack me up everytime.
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