Lounge How was your day? Anything goes but please keep it PG-13!

Electric Train

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Oct 28, 2005 | 03:50 PM
  #1  
jakethesnake's Avatar
Thread Starter
Members
 
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 193
Likes: 0
From: Chino, California
Default

Few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
Reply
Old Oct 29, 2005 | 12:35 PM
  #2  
Iceman's Avatar
Super Moderator
 
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 18,253
Likes: 0
From: FL
My Ride: F02 LCI Individual
Model Year: 2013
Default

Reply
Old Oct 30, 2005 | 05:58 AM
  #3  
Edlee's Avatar
Senior Members
 
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,603
Likes: 0
From: SINGAPORE, The Little Red Dot
Default

Reply
Old Nov 4, 2005 | 02:55 AM
  #4  
GB525dTour's Avatar
Contributors
 
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 766
Likes: 0
From: Cheshire, United Kingdom
My Ride: 520d GT, Blue, Beige Dakota Leather, Pro Sat Nav, Interior Lights Pack, Adaptive Lights, Advanced Aircon
Default

Originally Posted by Iceman' post='190633' date='Oct 29 2005, 08:35 PM
Reply
Old Nov 4, 2005 | 11:34 AM
  #5  
Mr 5er's Avatar
Contributors
 
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 1,624
Likes: 0
From: Long Island, New York
My Ride: 2005 525i Titanium Silver Metalic and 2003 325xi Jet Black with the Premium Package in both cars.
Default

LOVE IT!!!
Reply
Old Nov 6, 2005 | 03:53 AM
  #6  
Flowerfred's Avatar
Contributors
 
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 2,013
Likes: 0
From: Herts, UK
Default

I don't get it..
Reply
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Vman33
Complete Car Sales
5
Mar 14, 2022 04:43 AM
Johnny B
E34/E28/E12 Discussion
5
Dec 25, 2015 05:33 AM
DetailersDomain
Detailing Forum
0
Sep 22, 2015 03:59 PM
Tom535d
E60 Discussion
0
Sep 20, 2015 09:08 AM
Razziel J
F10 Discussion
0
Sep 4, 2015 01:20 PM




All times are GMT -8. The time now is 04:24 AM.