E60 Grammar Police
05-05-2009, 09:03 PM
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05-05-2009, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Howitzer' post='868788' date='May 5 2009, 02:34 PM
Ok, here is a list of common retardation I see sometimes running rampantly throughout our forums and it must stop. The reason it must stop is because I'm an elitist prick when it comes to proper English and I can't fathom the idea that one could own a $60k+ car and not know how to spell "bumper". So, this thread is being born to combat stupidity and educate the offenders.
1) Its spelled BUMPER, not bumber.
2) We use BRAKES, not breaks, and its BRAKING, not breaking.
3) CALIPERS, people, not calibers, (that is for proper bullet sizing so you can later shoot yourself).
4) After 2007 the E60 is considered an LCI model, not LCD, (LCD is the display you might be staring at in bewilderment at this very moment).
Anyone else care to add ones that they've heard? lol
1) Its spelled BUMPER, not bumber.
2) We use BRAKES, not breaks, and its BRAKING, not breaking.
3) CALIPERS, people, not calibers, (that is for proper bullet sizing so you can later shoot yourself).
4) After 2007 the E60 is considered an LCI model, not LCD, (LCD is the display you might be staring at in bewilderment at this very moment).
Anyone else care to add ones that they've heard? lol
Howitzer, if you have at least 2 brain cells you would understand the message someone is trying to get across regardless of the typos, that's how stupid you are. In addition, if you paid 60K for your 04' 530 stock, then you truly are an idiot !!! Also, if you need to post threads like these then you're just showing what kind of insecure looser you are, plain and simple.
Dude, this a an entertaining bmw forum, not an english paper so leave your ADD aside and enjoy this great forum along w/cool members. Don't be such a queen and move on !
05-05-2009, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by MacoBMW4life' post='869461' date='May 6 2009, 01:07 AM
Tomatoe = tomato ! who gives a rats ass ...
Howitzer, if you have at least 2 brain cells you would understand the message someone is trying to get across regardless of the typos, that's how stupid you are. In addition, if you paid 60K for your 04' 530 stock, then you truly are an idiot !!! Also, if you need to post threads like these then you're just showing what kind of insecure looser you are, plain and simple.
Dude, this a an entertaining bmw forum, not an english paper so leave your ADD aside and enjoy this great forum along w/cool members. Don't be such a queen and move on !
Howitzer, if you have at least 2 brain cells you would understand the message someone is trying to get across regardless of the typos, that's how stupid you are. In addition, if you paid 60K for your 04' 530 stock, then you truly are an idiot !!! Also, if you need to post threads like these then you're just showing what kind of insecure looser you are, plain and simple.
Dude, this a an entertaining bmw forum, not an english paper so leave your ADD aside and enjoy this great forum along w/cool members. Don't be such a queen and move on !
05-05-2009, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by MacoBMW4life' post='869461' date='May 6 2009, 12:07 AM
Tomatoe = tomato ! who gives a rats ass ...
Howitzer, if you have at least 2 brain cells you would understand the message someone is trying to get across regardless of the typos, that's how stupid you are. In addition, if you paid 60K for your 04' 530 stock, then you truly are an idiot !!! Also, if you need to post threads like these then you're just showing what kind of insecure looser you are, plain and simple.
Dude, this a an entertaining bmw forum, not an english paper so leave your ADD aside and enjoy this great forum along w/cool members. Don't be such a queen and move on !
Howitzer, if you have at least 2 brain cells you would understand the message someone is trying to get across regardless of the typos, that's how stupid you are. In addition, if you paid 60K for your 04' 530 stock, then you truly are an idiot !!! Also, if you need to post threads like these then you're just showing what kind of insecure looser you are, plain and simple.
Dude, this a an entertaining bmw forum, not an english paper so leave your ADD aside and enjoy this great forum along w/cool members. Don't be such a queen and move on !
05-05-2009, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by mrfva' post='869417' date='May 5 2009, 11:14 PM
Yup, same thing on his previous thread ... see below. Sometimes Howitzer's a little late when it comes to common sense.
Link to E60 DB thread. http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=76449&hl=
05-06-2009, 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted by tbal' post='869397' date='May 6 2009, 12:01 AM
Im on brake, nice thread!, Im viewing it off my labtop.
05-06-2009, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='869711' date='May 6 2009, 09:26 AM
wonder if anyone caought that? lmao.. WELL I DID.. LOLOL
05-06-2009, 05:57 AM
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Oh my god is this you CaptainAwesome in disguise starting this thread
Its a forum about BMW and how great they are not English 101
I hope I dont get detention if I spell something wrong when I post something
Mmm is my grammar right or should i say correct....
Gees
Its a forum about BMW and how great they are not English 101
I hope I dont get detention if I spell something wrong when I post something
Mmm is my grammar right or should i say correct....
Gees
05-06-2009, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='869463' date='May 6 2009, 12:09 AM
face!
Sorry, off-topic.
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