DUTIES OF WIVES
08-22-2007, 10:50 AM
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives, duties.
Brad had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
Wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be
done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home
to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He
told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day was
better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he
had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an irish girl. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat,
load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.
Brad had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
Wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be
done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home
to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He
told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day was
better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he
had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an irish girl. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat,
load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.
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