Dont mess with a smokers cigarettes
08-06-2009 | 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by theXman' post='967593' date='Aug 6 2009, 11:32 AM
Ok. Mr. Dundee... 
I got used to using one when I lived in Guatemala and Costa Rica, so I use one for yard work sometimes. My wife says the neighbors are going to call the cops.
08-06-2009 | 08:46 AM
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Well this is proof that smoking (smokers) kills!! 
08-06-2009 | 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='967598' date='Aug 6 2009, 12:38 PM
HAHA! Looked kind of like this, only with better tooling and it's quite a bit longer.
I got used to using one when I lived in Guatemala and Costa Rica, so I use one for yard work sometimes. My wife says the neighbors are going to call the cops.
I got used to using one when I lived in Guatemala and Costa Rica, so I use one for yard work sometimes. My wife says the neighbors are going to call the cops.
Yard work? Do you dig a lot of holes in the back too?
08-06-2009 | 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='967613' date='Aug 6 2009, 11:46 AM
Well this is proof that smoking (smokers) kills!!
Oh wait, cigarettes do kill people.
08-06-2009 | 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='967585' date='Aug 6 2009, 12:29 PM
I guess. Unless they had those car-type lighters? They were sitting behind us. International carry-on rules vary so much. Two years ago my wife and I went to Guatemala and I could carry on the machete with the custom-tooled leather sheath that was too long to fit in my checked baggage ONLY if I wrapped it in butcher paper and tape so it would be considered a "gift" rather than an "implement."
08-06-2009 | 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='967621' date='Aug 6 2009, 11:53 AM
sorry guys, my photoshop isnt working. this is an MS Paint Job
08-06-2009 | 09:52 AM
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Maybe, but I'm just one more 350lb + person faking a cough because I'm smoking away from a rampage. Trust me fatass, smoking is the LEAST of your worries.
08-06-2009 | 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by pjinca' post='967561' date='Aug 6 2009, 05:13 PM
Hey, keep me away from my smokes for more than a few hours and better leave me alone. The anti-smoking Nazis need this treatment.
08-06-2009 | 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by pjinca' post='967696' date='Aug 6 2009, 12:52 PM
Maybe, but I'm just one more 350lb + person faking a cough because I'm smoking away from a rampage. Trust me fatass, smoking is the LEAST of your worries.
08-06-2009 | 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='967724' date='Aug 6 2009, 11:12 AM
Hey! I'm trying to finish my Big Mac with supersize fries and Diet Coke if you don't mind!
Exactly, they're one quarterpounder away from a coronary and they hate me because I smoke, please -isn't heart disease the #1 killer in America, not smoking, so maybe you should try the McGym instead of another McRib fatty.