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02-17-2011, 11:00 PM
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02-17-2011, 11:26 PM
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This is not really funny, but I just heard a story about some person, who died in the cubicle on Friday morn and no one knew about it for like two days... only found out the person was dead on, like, Saturday night.
02-17-2011, 11:33 PM
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02-17-2011, 11:40 PM
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02-17-2011, 11:43 PM
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Aaaaaaahhhhh its to late for zee shenanigans this evening.
Well anyways
I got back from a bachelor party in TJ 3 days a go, im still beat
We got my bro wasted (the groom to be) at a TJ strip club, there was a hooker that was all over him (skank) all night wanting to F*ck him
We were all go for it go for it (being the good friends we are) after saying nonono all night her ass got to him finally hahahaha
The next day his dick swelled up 3x the normal size, it was f*cking gross
We were like duuuude go to a doc now!! (dudes wedding is in 2 weeks)
So he goes and sees a doc, calls me today
I guess the doctor pulled out 2 jalapeno seeds from his pee hole
Moral of the story: never f*ck a TJ hooker in the ass W/O a condom
Well anyways
I got back from a bachelor party in TJ 3 days a go, im still beat
We got my bro wasted (the groom to be) at a TJ strip club, there was a hooker that was all over him (skank) all night wanting to F*ck him
We were all go for it go for it (being the good friends we are) after saying nonono all night her ass got to him finally hahahaha
The next day his dick swelled up 3x the normal size, it was f*cking gross
We were like duuuude go to a doc now!! (dudes wedding is in 2 weeks)
So he goes and sees a doc, calls me today
I guess the doctor pulled out 2 jalapeno seeds from his pee hole
Moral of the story: never f*ck a TJ hooker in the ass W/O a condom