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02-01-2005, 02:17 PM
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A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a gin and tonic.
The bartender sneers "you ain't frome round here are you boy?"
"Im from Pennysylvania" replies the guy
The bartender asks 'what do you do there?"
The guy repies "i'm a taxidermist"
The bartender laughs "what the hell is that boy?"
the guy looks at him and says "i mount dead animals"
the bartender relaxes and shouts to the rest of the bar "its ok boys, he's one of us!"
The bartender sneers "you ain't frome round here are you boy?"
"Im from Pennysylvania" replies the guy
The bartender asks 'what do you do there?"
The guy repies "i'm a taxidermist"
The bartender laughs "what the hell is that boy?"
the guy looks at him and says "i mount dead animals"
the bartender relaxes and shouts to the rest of the bar "its ok boys, he's one of us!"
02-01-2005, 02:52 PM
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Back to the Hllbilly stuff? The Quartet ROCKS again.
02-01-2005, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by robg' date='Feb 2 2005, 12:52 AM
Back to the Hllbilly stuff?? The Quartet ROCKS again.
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I must be a schizo
BTW, I was expecting some Leprechaun jokes. You O/D'd on the Hillbilly stuff !!!
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definately o/d'd. thought I would skip the leprechauns and wait to the next round. I did chime in on MJ. hard to keep up with you - you are very prolific
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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger doublewide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count.
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count.
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
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Heard something similiar and it also works in Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi and Louisiana....
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