Dear John
09-22-2005, 04:56 AM
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A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa has recently
received "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as
follows:
Dear Mary
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just
too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been
gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please can you return
the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love John
Mary with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could
spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc. In
addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the pictures of the
pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in
that envelope along with this note:
Dear John
I'm sorry but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take your
picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take care
Mary
received "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as
follows:
Dear Mary
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just
too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been
gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please can you return
the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love John
Mary with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could
spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc. In
addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the pictures of the
pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in
that envelope along with this note:
Dear John
I'm sorry but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take your
picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take care
Mary
09-22-2005, 05:54 AM
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They did the same thing, with the photos and all, on an episode of MASH about 30 years ago.
09-22-2005, 09:46 AM
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