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10-14-2008, 08:06 AM
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10-14-2008, 08:14 AM
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Pretty funny stuff! 
With my personal favorite being.....
Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
With my personal favorite being.....Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='692746' date='Oct 14 2008, 09:14 AM
Pretty funny stuff! With my personal favorite being.....
Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
With my personal favorite being.....Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
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What's the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons? The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's
What's the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons? The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's
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Originally Posted by simba' post='692742' date='Oct 14 2008, 11:06 AM
10-14-2008, 12:44 PM
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Why did the Banker cross the road? - Because he stapled himself to the chicken.
I had a cheque returned earlier. "Insufficient Funds" Mine or the banks?
Money talks. Trouble is, mine only knows one word - goodbye.
Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
Masked man holding a bank cashier up with a gun. Says: 'I don't want any money - I just want you to start lending to each other...
I had a cheque returned earlier. "Insufficient Funds" Mine or the banks?
Money talks. Trouble is, mine only knows one word - goodbye.
Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
Masked man holding a bank cashier up with a gun. Says: 'I don't want any money - I just want you to start lending to each other...
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