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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 01:05 AM
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My whife sent me this


Courses for men in 2009

Separate courses at the Independent School for Men, Spring-09

Course 1
How to fill ice bags
The course goes through every operation with slides.
$95


Course 2
Toilet paper. Is it true that the toilet paper grow out of paper holder?
Discussion forum.
$150


Course 3
Is it possible to lift the toilet ring before urinating?
And how close it again after urinating?
Very practical exercises.
$200


Course 4
After dinner: Does the dirty plates fly itself to the sink?
Solutions and examples in videos..
$250


Course 5
Learn how to find things, begin by putting those on the right places
instead of yawning and turn the whole apartment up and down.
Open Forum.
$190


Course 6
To give flowers to your beloved won?t hurt your health.
Images and audiotapes.
$400 limited places!


Course 7
Dare to ask your way when you get lost.
Stories from real life.
$150


Course 8
Is it genetically possible to keep quiet when the wife driving the car?
Car simulator.
$750 unlimited places.


Course 9
Learn the difference on the wife and your mother.
Role play.
$190


Course 10
How to learn to love shopping?
Breathing, meditation and mental training.
$50 All entry?s are binding, unlimited places.
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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 04:40 AM
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you know.. i really cant complain.. ive trained my men well in my house.. including my dog.. as much as id love to buy number 10 for Joe.. id rather leave him home.. he would just interupt my mood.. so im good..
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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 05:10 AM
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No problem with me Mel, I would rather stay home anyway. She can spend her $15 anywy she wants.

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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted by UrbanTiger' post='813435' date='Mar 11 2009, 04:05 AM
My whife sent me this


Courses for men in 2009

Separate courses at the Independent School for Men, Spring-09

Course 1
How to fill ice bags
The course goes through every operation with slides.
$95
How to fill ice bags? I don't get it. Are there ice-bagging arguments in Scandinavia?
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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 07:27 AM
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I can add to that course...HOW TO GET YOUR MAN TO BUY YOU AN E60 (but of course it would have to be an adult only class)

Yea I really can't complain either...my husband is pretty good at doing stuff. He has his negatives, but so do I...its balanced
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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='813508' date='Mar 11 2009, 02:38 PM
How to fill ice bags? I don't get it. Are there ice-bagging arguments in Scandinavia?
Well who can live without ice cubes ?
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Old Mar 11, 2009 | 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by UrbanTiger' post='813611' date='Mar 11 2009, 10:46 AM
Well who can live without ice cubes ?
Do you mean ice trays? Or, buying a bag of ice cubes at the market? I think something was lost in translation. I just have an ice maker in my freezer.
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Old Mar 12, 2009 | 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='813614' date='Mar 11 2009, 04:51 PM
Do you mean ice trays? Or, buying a bag of ice cubes at the market? I think something was lost in translation. I just have an ice maker in my freezer.
We are a poor contry and ordinary people cant afford ice makers. We use trays och special plastic bags to make ice cubes. Always a fuss abot ice cubes because there comes only one tray whith every freezer. Of course one gets pissed when there is no ice cubes when you need them the most.

Best thing for you is that you save $95 because you have your ice cube maker
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Old Mar 12, 2009 | 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by UrbanTiger' post='814527' date='Mar 12 2009, 04:25 AM
We are a poor contry and ordinary people cant afford ice makers. We use trays och special plastic bags to make ice cubes. Always a fuss abot ice cubes because there comes only one tray whith every freezer. Of course one gets pissed when there is no ice cubes when you need them the most.

Best thing for you is that you save $95 because you have your ice cube maker
Sweden a poor country? Thanks for the explanation, though. Now I get it. It's like when I lived in Costa Rica, no one had a clothes dryer, just a washer.
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Old Mar 12, 2009 | 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='814746' date='Mar 12 2009, 05:05 PM
Sweden a poor country? Thanks for the explanation, though. Now I get it. It's like when I lived in Costa Rica, no one had a clothes dryer, just a washer.
I found the bagged ice sold in US supermarkets pretty funny I even bought them once when we celebrated the midsummer, grilling and boozing the Nordic way. I was 26 back then but I was always asked for IDs 'cause us "Nordic people look so young" and was often mistaken to be 18ish
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