Contemplating Suicide? Maybe Lai can help...
05-23-2009, 02:24 PM
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05-23-2009, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by advancedlogic' post='887791' date='May 23 2009, 03:24 PM
how very modern of him
"jump you fawker, i have to get to work" lol
05-23-2009, 05:00 PM
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I'm sorry, I shouldn't smirk, but I think it's a little comical that some old man just went up and said, "enough jacking around, jump already." There already was a safety bag in place. If you REALLY want to die rather than make a public spectacle and have someone talk you down, are you going to screw around long enough for emergency crews to set up and settle for 26 feet? C'mon.
At first, I thought this was going to be a post about the South Korean ex-president who jumped to his death off a 100 foot cliff today.
At first, I thought this was going to be a post about the South Korean ex-president who jumped to his death off a 100 foot cliff today.
05-23-2009, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Krozi' post='887925' date='May 23 2009, 09:42 PM
I do not want to be that guys friend 
I kill people for money, but you are my friend I kill you for nothing
05-23-2009, 08:47 PM
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more people should be like that. if you want to kill yourself, dont waste my time. i dont know you, dont care about you, and surely dont have the time to wait for you to jump to your death while i am on my way to work.
