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Old 02-14-2010, 11:59 AM
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PAY DIRT MY FRIEND!



Now you wont know if your butt is dirty until an hour passes and you start smelling and itching. So it is kind of a gamble... But I am a risk taker.
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Originally Posted by craigm1841
PAY DIRT MY FRIEND!



Now you wont know if your butt is dirty until an hour passes and you start smelling and itching. So it is kind of a gamble... But I am a risk taker.

Sick, sick!!!!! How can you think of these things. Look at me, free of all dirty thoughts. HEHEHEHE.

Toilet humor. My favorite.
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Sick, sick!!!!! How can you think of these things. Look at me, free of all dirty thoughts. HEHEHEHE.

Toilet humor. My favorite.
Isn't this the standard tissue issued to the Juve players? They need to use it DURING the game. Looks like another scudetto for Inter this year.
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Isn't this the standard tissue issued to the Juve players? They need to use it DURING the game. Looks like another scudetto for Inter this year.
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Scudetto for Inter. My ass!! Moratti stole it from us.

BTW, my office has apparently been cutting costs, and the new toilet paper is the cheap rough one.

What next. Sand paper?!!!!!!!!!!
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Scudetto for Inter. My ass!! Moratti stole it from us.

BTW, my office has apparently been cutting costs, and the new toilet paper is the cheap rough one.

What next. Sand paper?!!!!!!!!!!
Juve is behind Inter by 17 points. How does that qualify as stealing?

Anyway, The Azzurri are going to kick azz again, this year. Forza Azzurri!!!
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Gotta say, we're on the tissue paper/sand paper combined toilet paper at the mo, shows the credit crunch is hittin all departments. I did see this the other day and thought it was worth a mention tho:

colored toilet paper-arse_wipe_poll.jpg

Abit crude, but the final column really made me chuckle...
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