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Old 01-30-2006, 03:17 PM
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Four Catholic mothers were having coffee together and discussing how wonderful their children are.

The first mother tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women give her a subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a handsome, 6' 2", hard-bodied, Chippendale's male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, all the girls say, 'Oh, my God!'"
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God rules every time
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alohalc, where have you been lately? a little quite here without you
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omG I loved this, this is hilarious where do you get this stuff from?
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Originally Posted by miss525i' post='232215
omG I loved this, this is hilarious where do you get this stuff from?
a friend told me once and i got this from an email couple days ago .
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Good stuff!
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