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Old 02-25-2009, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='801244
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i present to you... Buzz Killington. thanks for raining on my parade
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='801554' date='Feb 25 2009, 03:31 PM
i present to you... Buzz Killington. thanks for raining on my parade
Why did you think his name was Iceman??? He puts a chill on ALL the fun around here!! J/K Iceman....don't Ban me!!
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='801563' date='Feb 25 2009, 06:43 PM
Why did you think his name was Iceman??? He puts a chill on ALL the fun around here!! J/K Iceman....don't Ban me!!
yeah, if he wasnt a moderator i wouldnt have take the time to put the smiley face in after my comment
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Comedy is a risk.
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='801582' date='Feb 25 2009, 07:07 PM
Comedy is a risk.

just ask michael richards
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It's a tough room, tough room I tell ya!

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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='801614' date='Feb 25 2009, 06:43 PM
It's a tough room, tough room I tell ya!

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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='801563
yeah, if he wasnt a moderator i wouldnt have take the time to put the smiley face in after my comment



OK, two more on the shitlist.






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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='801672' date='Feb 25 2009, 08:49 PM
OK, two more on the shitlist.






your shit list wouldnt be the first brother... I am suprised it took me 2 1/2 months to make a shit list here. guess i am more abrasive in person than on the internet
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