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Old 10-12-2008, 02:20 PM
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SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff,


'I wish you guys would get your act together.




Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!
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I like this one better
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