BEWARE OF WOMEN DRIVERS!!!
03-15-2005, 12:56 AM
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Driving to the office this morning on the M50, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!
It scared me (I'm a man) so badly, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the cereal bowl out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, my mobile phone fell away from my ear - this then fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Dave and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!
Jeez. So, BEWARE OF WOMEN DRIVERS I SAY!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so badly, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the cereal bowl out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, my mobile phone fell away from my ear - this then fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Dave and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!
Jeez. So, BEWARE OF WOMEN DRIVERS I SAY!!!
03-15-2005, 06:11 AM
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03-15-2005, 06:13 AM
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lol .. good one.
03-15-2005, 06:38 AM
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Oh my god robg, Thats a great one!!! 
03-15-2005, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by robg' date='Mar 15 2005, 10:11 AM
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that must be the wife
