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Old 06-06-2009, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by porsche911targa' post='902499' date='Jun 6 2009, 02:31 PM
I have searched and searched to see if perhaps I've offended you in a past post, but I can't find anything, so I just don't understand why you're being so belligerent toward me. First you offend ME by telling me to have my wife parallel park for me and then you double offend ME by attacking my understanding of English. Yes, I understood you were referring to me, the first time. I posted those tips because this is a forum where we exchange tips. While I have understood that you are a master at parallel parking ( ), there may be a very small percentage of members who may not be. If the tips don't apply to you, just click the next topic and move on. This is a community of people who help one another and occasionally have fun with one another. Your snide remarks are not welcome here.
Looks like I've blown my chances of any hill start advice then.

I've read through my posts again and my conclusion is that they fall more into the category of robust banter than being particularly offensive or belligerent, so we're just going to have to disagree on that.
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Originally Posted by Lancaster' post='902559' date='Jun 6 2009, 10:35 AM
Looks like I've blown my chances of any hill start advice then.

I've read through my posts again and my conclusion is that they fall more into the category of robust banter than being particularly offensive or belligerent, so we're just going to have to disagree on that.
Yeah, well. Banter is like anal sex. First a little caress, then a little digit, and after a certain amount of lube, play, and trust you go for the whole shebang. Seems like you went for the whole shebang first, skipping the crucial first steps. Any way, glad we had this little exchange and cleared up any misunderstandings; we're all brothers and sisters here.
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in nyc if you cant parallel park you dont drive!! i could do this with my eyes closed
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