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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 01:06 AM
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This is a typical conversation before a man is married:

Read Down: M = Men, W = Women

M : Great! I?ve been waiting for this day all my life!
W: I think we should reconsider this marriage....
M: No! Don?t even think about it.
W: Do you love me?
M: Of course!
W: Will you betray me?
M: No! Don?t even think about it.
W: Will you kiss me?
M: Sure! I?ll even do it frequently!
W: Will you beat me when you?ve encounter problems?
M: No!
W: Can I trust you at all?























Now read back up for the after marriage part
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 01:53 AM
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 09:54 AM
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 12:10 PM
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 03:54 PM
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 04:21 PM
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 06:50 PM
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 10:26 PM
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wow... what a relationship... hahahahaha
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Old Jul 25, 2007 | 11:09 PM
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Old Jul 26, 2007 | 04:15 PM
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Clever.
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