Before and After Marriage

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07-25-2007, 01:06 AM

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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience" My Ride: 523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds. Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km Past rides: 2001 Nissan Xterra SE 1999 E39 523i 1999 E46 323i 1996 Acura Integra LS

This is a typical conversation before a man is married:

Read Down: M = Men, W = Women

M : Great! I?ve been waiting for this day all my life!
W: I think we should reconsider this marriage....
M: No! Don?t even think about it.
W: Do you love me?
M: Of course!
W: Will you betray me?
M: No! Don?t even think about it.
W: Will you kiss me?
M: Sure! I?ll even do it frequently!
W: Will you beat me when you?ve encounter problems?
M: No!
W: Can I trust you at all?

Now read back up for the after marriage part