Beautiful woman and the gynaecologist
12-15-2009, 02:51 PM
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A beautiful woman went to the gynaecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he asked her, 'Do you know what I am doing?'
'Yes,' she replied, 'You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities.'
'That's right,' said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts. 'Do you know what I am doing now?' he asked.
'Yes,' she said, 'You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer.'
'Correct,' replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, 'Do you know what I am doing now?'
'Yes,' she said, 'You're getting syphilis: which is why I came here in the first place.'
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he asked her, 'Do you know what I am doing?'
'Yes,' she replied, 'You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities.'
'That's right,' said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts. 'Do you know what I am doing now?' he asked.
'Yes,' she said, 'You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer.'
'Correct,' replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, 'Do you know what I am doing now?'
'Yes,' she said, 'You're getting syphilis: which is why I came here in the first place.'
12-15-2009, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by nomis_nehc' post='1074211' date='Dec 15 2009, 03:54 PM
Hell if she's hot enough...
Syphilis is curable in early stage, lol.
Syphilis is curable in early stage, lol.
Either way - EEEEEEWWWW!!!!!!!
12-15-2009, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by nomis_nehc' post='1074211' date='Dec 15 2009, 05:54 PM
Hell if she's hot enough...
Syphilis is curable in early stage, lol.
Syphilis is curable in early stage, lol.
LOL to the original joke as well!
12-15-2009, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by nomis_nehc' post='1074211' date='Dec 15 2009, 06:54 PM
Hell if she's hot enough...
Syphilis is curable in early stage, lol.
Syphilis is curable in early stage, lol.
ain't nobody's THAT hot! Good joke tho
Oldie, but goodie! 
