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Originally Posted by luigi524td' post='1034348' date='Oct 16 2009, 05:57 PM
hmmm ... did 325/528 rub you the wrong way
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='1034371' date='Oct 16 2009, 08:55 PM
Um, he didn't "rub" me at all, I was just noting that it had been hours from the time of his post, and there were NO responses! ![Cool](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/cool.gif)
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='1034371' date='Oct 16 2009, 07:55 PM
Um, he didn't "rub" me at all, I was just noting that it had been hours from the time of his post, and there were NO responses! ![Cool](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/cool.gif)
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I did say that it was a bad joke - just look at the title.
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Originally Posted by 325/528' post='1034586' date='Oct 17 2009, 08:41 AM
I did say that it was a bad joke - just look at the title.
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Originally Posted by 325/528' post='1034586' date='Oct 17 2009, 07:41 AM
I have never met Dave, nor did I "rub" him nor would I ever want to "rub" him.
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Originally Posted by 325/528' post='1034159' date='Oct 16 2009, 01:21 PM
What's the best thing to ever come out of a penis?
WRINKLES!
WRINKLES!
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