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Old 10-16-2009, 12:21 PM
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What's the best thing to ever come out of a penis?

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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='1034339' date='Oct 16 2009, 08:49 PM
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hmmm ... did 325/528 rub you the wrong way
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Originally Posted by luigi524td' post='1034348' date='Oct 16 2009, 05:57 PM
hmmm ... did 325/528 rub you the wrong way
Um, he didn't "rub" me at all, I was just noting that it had been hours from the time of his post, and there were NO responses!
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='1034371' date='Oct 16 2009, 08:55 PM
Um, he didn't "rub" me at all, I was just noting that it had been hours from the time of his post, and there were NO responses!
Little defensive, Dave?
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='1034371' date='Oct 16 2009, 07:55 PM
Um, he didn't "rub" me at all, I was just noting that it had been hours from the time of his post, and there were NO responses!
I have never met Dave, nor did I "rub" him nor would I ever want to "rub" him.

I did say that it was a bad joke - just look at the title.
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Originally Posted by 325/528' post='1034586' date='Oct 17 2009, 08:41 AM
I did say that it was a bad joke - just look at the title.
Actually, I thought it was a pretty funny one-liner in a Don Rickles or Louis Black sort of way
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Originally Posted by 325/528' post='1034586' date='Oct 17 2009, 07:41 AM
I have never met Dave, nor did I "rub" him nor would I ever want to "rub" him.
Get a room you two!
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Originally Posted by 325/528' post='1034159' date='Oct 16 2009, 01:21 PM
What's the best thing to ever come out of a penis?

WRINKLES!
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