Audi joke..
11-20-2006, 02:44 AM
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Five men in an Audi quattro arrived at border checkpoint.
The officer stops them & tells them '' Its illegal to put 5 people in a quattro, quattro means 4''
'' Quattro is just the name of the car '' the man replies, '' look at the papers, the car is designed to carry 5 persons''.
''You can't pull that one on me'' the guard replies, '' quattro means 4, you have 5 people in your car & are therefore breaking the law ''
The man replies angrily,'' you idiot, call your supervisor over - I want want to speak to someone with more intelligence ''
'' Sorry'' the guard replies, '' He's busy with 2 guys in that Fiat Uno ''.
The officer stops them & tells them '' Its illegal to put 5 people in a quattro, quattro means 4''
'' Quattro is just the name of the car '' the man replies, '' look at the papers, the car is designed to carry 5 persons''.
''You can't pull that one on me'' the guard replies, '' quattro means 4, you have 5 people in your car & are therefore breaking the law ''
The man replies angrily,'' you idiot, call your supervisor over - I want want to speak to someone with more intelligence ''
'' Sorry'' the guard replies, '' He's busy with 2 guys in that Fiat Uno ''.
11-20-2006, 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Uk525i' post='358370' date='Nov 20 2006, 03:44 PM
Five men in an Audi quattro arrived at border checkpoint.
The officer stops them & tells them '' Its illegal to put 5 people in a quattro, quattro means 4''
'' Quattro is just the name of the car '' the man replies, '' look at the papers, the car is designed to carry 5 persons''.
''You can't pull that one on me'' the guard replies, '' quattro means 4, you have 5 people in your car & are therefore breaking the law ''
The man replies angrily,'' you idiot, call your supervisor over - I want want to speak to someone with more intelligence ''
'' Sorry'' the guard replies, '' He's busy with 2 guys in that Fiat Uno ''.
The officer stops them & tells them '' Its illegal to put 5 people in a quattro, quattro means 4''
'' Quattro is just the name of the car '' the man replies, '' look at the papers, the car is designed to carry 5 persons''.
''You can't pull that one on me'' the guard replies, '' quattro means 4, you have 5 people in your car & are therefore breaking the law ''
The man replies angrily,'' you idiot, call your supervisor over - I want want to speak to someone with more intelligence ''
'' Sorry'' the guard replies, '' He's busy with 2 guys in that Fiat Uno ''.
Serves him right!
11-20-2006, 12:42 PM
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