Another Blond Joke
09-28-2005, 04:04 PM
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A cop pulls over a ditzy looking blonde driving a convertible and asks to see her license.
?What?s that?? she asks.
He explains that it?s the card proving she knows how to drive.
?Oh, I have one of those,? she says.
After checking her information in the squad car, the cop says, ?I?m sorry, but I?m going to have to give you a ticket.?
?What?s a ticket?? she asks.
The cop thinks about it, looks both ways, and pulls out his dick.
The girl slumps in her seat and says, ?Oh, no. Not another Breathalyzer.?
?What?s that?? she asks.
He explains that it?s the card proving she knows how to drive.
?Oh, I have one of those,? she says.
After checking her information in the squad car, the cop says, ?I?m sorry, but I?m going to have to give you a ticket.?
?What?s a ticket?? she asks.
The cop thinks about it, looks both ways, and pulls out his dick.
The girl slumps in her seat and says, ?Oh, no. Not another Breathalyzer.?
09-29-2005, 01:10 AM
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09-29-2005, 12:09 PM
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