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Old 01-14-2006, 02:42 PM
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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning
the wife found a small package in the driveway.













She opened her present and found a brand new bathroom scale .
Old 01-15-2006, 02:59 PM
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Old 01-16-2006, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr 5er' post='224764
don't tell me you got one for your bday or x'mas .
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There can be serious consequences if you buy the wrong gift!


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