"Americanized" - The Bet
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Two families moved from Afghanistan to America . When
they arrived, the two fathers made a $1,000 bet -- in a year's
time whichever family had become more "Americanized"
would win.
A year later they met. The first man said, "My son is
playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and
I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about
you?"
The second man replied, "F*ck you, towel head."
they arrived, the two fathers made a $1,000 bet -- in a year's
time whichever family had become more "Americanized"
would win.
A year later they met. The first man said, "My son is
playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and
I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about
you?"
The second man replied, "F*ck you, towel head."
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lol.. u know your gonna get heat for that calvin.. not everyone has a wacky sense of humor like us... i laughed.. hell i laugh at myself all the time..
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='914745' date='Jun 17 2009, 12:51 PM
lol.. u know your gonna get heat for that calvin.. not everyone has a wacky sense of humor like us... i laughed.. hell i laugh at myself all the time..
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My Ride: 2007 530i. Purchased 6/28/07. Titanium Silver Metallic, Black Dakota Leather, Dark Poplar Trim, Steptronic, Premium Package, Cold Weather Package, Bluetooth, Adaptive Control Xenons. 10/30/07 Added OEM 124s with 245/40/18 & 275/35/18 Michelin Pilot Sport A/S tires. Installed red Cal Covers� from BavAuto. 11/21/07 Added OEM all-weather floor mats (for winter, carpet in summer) and coat rack. 6/26/08 installed M5-style rear spoiler. 6/30/08 put on red reflectors. 8/22/08 Euro turn signal stickers applied. 3/20/09 Installed Shadowline Trim. 3/27/09 Added Matte Black Kidney Grilles from Trinity. 4/03/09 Installed Bimmian Shadow Matte Black 530i Badges. 4/04/09 Installed LED license plate lights from Trinity. 5/01/09 Installed Brabus Interior LED Kit and White Angel Eyes. 5/02/09 Put in Brabus 6K Fogs. 5/14/09 Removed charcoal filter. 5/15/09 Installed light smoke LED side marker lamps from Trinity. 5/21/09 Sprint Booster. 6/12/09 Painted exhaust tips flat black. 6/13/09 Pulled red Cal Covers and painted calipers low gloss black. 6/27/09 RPI Ram Air Scoop from Trinity. 8/15/09 Installed Brabus's silver invisibulbs front and rear. 9/24/09 Installed R-Dash license plate LEDs from Brabaus (John).
Originally Posted by melimel' post='914745' date='Jun 17 2009, 02:51 PM
lol.. u know your gonna get heat for that calvin.. not everyone has a wacky sense of humor like us... i laughed.. hell i laugh at myself all the time..
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