For all you dads or would be dads out there, please read
04-23-2007, 01:43 PM
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive young woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you one of the strippers from
my bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all
my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?
She look at him sideways, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you one of the strippers from
my bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all
my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?
She look at him sideways, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
04-23-2007, 06:43 PM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
My Ride:
523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds.
Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km
Past rides:
2001 Nissan Xterra SE
1999 E39 523i
1999 E46 323i
1996 Acura Integra LS
04-25-2007, 12:02 AM
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My Ride: BMW 545iA Black Sapphire
Model Year: 2005
Engine: 545i
..hey, I just became a dad 3 months ago..I don't think I have anything to be worried about ! ...
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