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Old 11-16-2005, 09:45 AM
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At his annual check up a 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better...I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and said, "Bang, bang, bang," and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly."
Old 11-16-2005, 04:33 PM
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Nice
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Repost, still funny.
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i think it was funy as in funny
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xD hahahah!
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read it before but still funny . but i just want to know did the 90-year old "bang, bang, bang" the doctor .
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