5-Day Diet
11-05-2007, 09:38 AM
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 pound weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck...
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second
thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his
way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10
pounds as promised.
He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing
but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads: "If you
catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but
when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for
the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover
that he has lost another 20 pounds as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone, "This is our most
rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies," I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds this
huge, muscular, 7 foot man standing there, wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that read: "I'm Bruce. If I catch you,
you're mine."
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck...
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second
thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his
way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10
pounds as promised.
He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing
but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads: "If you
catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but
when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for
the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover
that he has lost another 20 pounds as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone, "This is our most
rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies," I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds this
huge, muscular, 7 foot man standing there, wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that read: "I'm Bruce. If I catch you,
you're mine."
11-05-2007, 11:16 AM
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11-05-2007, 01:49 PM
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11-05-2007, 02:09 PM
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Hi-larious. Saw that one coming but still funny.
Saw that one coming but still funny.
11-06-2007, 04:56 PM
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