25 Signs That, Sadly, You've Grown Up
09-29-2006, 11:49 AM
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1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save Your sorry old ass.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save Your sorry old ass.
09-29-2006, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by amigo525' post='340054' date='Sep 29 2006, 12:49 PM
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. check.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. still doable, need to find a twin to try...
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. check.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. check, except for when in Vegas, hence the change of name. Go to sleep @7am.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. nope.
6. You watch the Weather Channel. nope.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. no divorces yet.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. so true!
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." check.
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next
door won't turn down the stereo. check.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. umm, no. NEVER.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Taco Hell?
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. CHECK!
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. no doggie.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. nope. Very comfortable couch.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. never did.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. check, like tonight.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle your stomach. CHECK!
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and pregnancy tests. Still do the latter.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff". Check.
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. Eat breakfast food all the time! Jack-In-The-Box, #14.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
going to drink that much again." Check.
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. No comment.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. Nope. Still spend too much at bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save Your sorry old ass. Check.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. still doable, need to find a twin to try...
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. check.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. check, except for when in Vegas, hence the change of name. Go to sleep @7am.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. nope.
6. You watch the Weather Channel. nope.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. no divorces yet.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. so true!
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." check.
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next
door won't turn down the stereo. check.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. umm, no. NEVER.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Taco Hell?
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. CHECK!
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. no doggie.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. nope. Very comfortable couch.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. never did.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. check, like tonight.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle your stomach. CHECK!
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and pregnancy tests. Still do the latter.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff". Check.
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. Eat breakfast food all the time! Jack-In-The-Box, #14.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
going to drink that much again." Check.
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. No comment.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. Nope. Still spend too much at bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save Your sorry old ass. Check.
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