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04-18-2006, 12:49 AM
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Just finished watching tonites episode. Didn't you just wanna shoot the pres.
I couldn't believe Jack gave the recorder up so easily.
Can't wait till next week to see how he gets it back.
I couldn't believe Jack gave the recorder up so easily.
Can't wait till next week to see how he gets it back.
04-18-2006, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by The Kloser' post='270495' date='Apr 18 2006, 04:49 AM
Just finished watching tonites episode. Didn't you just wanna shoot the pres.
I couldn't believe Jack gave the recorder up so easily.
Can't wait till next week to see how he gets it back.
I couldn't believe Jack gave the recorder up so easily.
Can't wait till next week to see how he gets it back.
Well, let's inject an element of realism. He has a PDA that we know about. A cell phone too? (I don't recall) Either can record a voice memo. Given a spare moment he could have made a recording to either or both devices. If he was smart, he recorded his conversation with Sec of Def too. Having that conversation on tape would help validate the original recording as well as cement the candid statements the Sec of Def made about the plausibility of such a scenario.
04-18-2006, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by rollee' post='270711' date='Apr 18 2006, 03:09 PM
they killed audrey!!! 
No they didn't!
04-21-2006, 07:36 PM
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Some Jack Bauer humor (stolen from another website):
- The reason why terrorists attacked New York City was because Jack Bauer was in LA.
- You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
- Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
- If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
- Colin Farrell smokes a pack of cigarettes a day. Jack Bauer smokes a pack of terrorists anytime he feels like it.
- Deaf people listen to Jack Bauer.
- Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
- Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
- Jack Bauer cannot stick his elbow in his ear, but he can stick your elbow in your ear.
- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
- 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
- Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
- If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
- Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
- Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
- Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
- If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
- Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
- The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
- Jack Bauer once told God he needed access, the event has since been referred to as "The Big Bang."
- Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
- When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer frigging hates lemonade.
- Did you know there was a national disaster last night while you were sleeping? Of course you didn't, Jack Bauer was on duty.
- When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
- Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- The reason why terrorists attacked New York City was because Jack Bauer was in LA.
- You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
- Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
- If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
- Colin Farrell smokes a pack of cigarettes a day. Jack Bauer smokes a pack of terrorists anytime he feels like it.
- Deaf people listen to Jack Bauer.
- Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
- Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
- Jack Bauer cannot stick his elbow in his ear, but he can stick your elbow in your ear.
- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
- 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
- Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
- If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
- Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
- Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
- Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
- If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
- Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
- The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
- Jack Bauer once told God he needed access, the event has since been referred to as "The Big Bang."
- Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
- When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer frigging hates lemonade.
- Did you know there was a national disaster last night while you were sleeping? Of course you didn't, Jack Bauer was on duty.
- When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
- Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
04-21-2006, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Rudy' post='272508' date='Apr 21 2006, 10:36 PM
Some Jack Bauer humor (stolen from another website):
04-21-2006, 08:43 PM
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Yeah, I'm feeling a bit "green" these days. Also, did I mention that "I suck?"
(I think you'll have to wait until this guy's retired to see what I mean...)
(I think you'll have to wait until this guy's retired to see what I mean...)
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Originally Posted by Rudy' post='272508' date='Apr 22 2006, 05:36 AM
- You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
- Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
- Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
- Jack Bauer cannot stick his elbow in his ear, but he can stick your elbow in your ear.
- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
- 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
- If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
- Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
- If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
- Jack Bauer once told God he needed access, the event has since been referred to as "The Big Bang."
- Did you know there was a national disaster last night while you were sleeping? Of course you didn't, Jack Bauer was on duty.
- Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
- Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
- Jack Bauer cannot stick his elbow in his ear, but he can stick your elbow in your ear.
- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
- 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
- If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
- Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
- If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
- Jack Bauer once told God he needed access, the event has since been referred to as "The Big Bang."
- Did you know there was a national disaster last night while you were sleeping? Of course you didn't, Jack Bauer was on duty.
