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02-14-2006, 10:51 AM

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This is what happens when mod's don't moderate, and people start flaming, cursing in posts, making outrageous claims. And thing's go downhill, and pretty soon they're joined by more of the same type of person, comparing their Race's, Watches and Salaries and it goes on and on... and it's meant to be about cars, so lets talk about cars folks:

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Dates here are of the Thread's 'starting', his individual comments may be later:

from Yesterday, 07:55 AM : 760i here (for 3 years+)

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=22180

from Feb 10 2006, 12:53 PM : age 20 & unemployed here (also claiming to have owned 5 BMW's, but conceding 2 as family cars later):

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=22059&hl=

from Feb 10 2006, 01:01 PM : reference to a 745li here:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=22061&hl=

from Feb 8 2006, 03:49 PM :past tense of a 530d, m3, 745il, S500 here:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=21960&hl=

from Feb 8 2006, 06:43 PM : a 7 series since 2000 here:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=21967&hl=

from Feb 6 2006, 11:06 PM : reference to 'old' X5 here:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=21878&hl=

from Feb 3 2006, 08:57 AM : current tense on E60 and an M3 here:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=21753&hl=

from Feb 4 2006, 10:11 PM : financing a 5 series over 36 months here:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=21814&hl=

from Jan 26 2006, 12:36 AM : M3 Coupe here (but confesses to be a poor student):

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=21239

from Jan 22 2006, 03:06 AM : "i still own 4 BMWs" here:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=20959&hl=

from Jan 20 2006, 06:37 PM : 3 year old 745li here:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=20924&hl=

from Jan 12 2006, 11:46 AM : "sold the m3 and am going to sell the a4" (so he also owned an A4?):

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=20593&hl=

from Jan 12 2006, 11:46 AM : Has a "530d(loaner), e46 m3 coupe, 745li, x5 3.0d, s500, a4 1.8t...oh and i always forget the stupid e90 330i" here, but is curiously coy about his location and sig?:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=20593&hl=

from Jan 11 2006, 11:58 AM : Is ""unfortunate" enough to own 4 bmws (one is getting sold thou) and a merc" here (he also owned a merc?):

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=20554&hl=

from Jan 9 2006, 01:56 PM : added an X3 3.0d here:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=20482&hl=

from Jan 9 2006, 06:16 PM :about to buy an M5 here:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=20450&st=15

from Jan 8 2006, 12:49 PM : sold his M3 here:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=20427&hl=

from Jan 4 2006, 11:55 PM : "i just got a vanilla 530bhp e55 on order" here:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=20243&st=15

from Jan 1 2006, 10:40 AM : Remember how he was an MB fan when he first showed up: "this is coming from the owner (now and past) of an e46 m3, e90 330i , e65 745i, x5 3.0d , 525i, 540i, 523i, 730i,mb e 220cdi, s500l, s320l, e32amg, audi a4 2.0t, audi s4.... should i go on?"

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=20189&hl=

from Nov 8 2005, 07:19 PM : Had an M3 when he was 18 here:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=18239&hl=

from Jul 15 2005, 03:59 PM : reference to 'getting rid' of a 530d here:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=13693&hl=

from Dec 26 2005, 08:25 PM : Oh dear, here's the clincher: "a customer of bmw for 8 years with 6 cars so far"

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=20025&hl=

... wait a minute, 20 minus 8 is 12 right?, so you're a BMW customer since 12 years old?:

and finally is he in london or bulgaria?

Started off in Bulgaria:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=20025&hl=

In london here:

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=21918&hl=

Actually, St James Sq, S1W V?

So, let's look at S1W V... no match for 'V' so let's just try S1W folks:

http://www.streetmap.co.uk/newmap.srf?x=52...search.srf&sq=3

And whats in S1W?, mmm, why thats the very heart of Tourist London, right next door to the Queen?

02-14-2006, 11:22 AM

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My Ride: 2003 X5 3.0----->gone 2004 Porsche Cayenne S : Gemballa front and back bodykit, fabspeed bypass pipes, Gemballa exhaust pipes, full option, 20" factory sport design rims------>gone 2005 545i 6-spd manual---->de-badged, CDV removal, Autosolutions short shift kit, resonator removal, premium package, PDC, xenon, almost full options, hardwire V1 install ....looking for mods... 2007 550i 6-spd----> Premium package, sport package, Logic7, heated everything, Rogue Engineering SSK, CDV removal, hardwire V1 install, aFe cold air intake, Custom Magnaflow exhaust....

wow....you certainly have alotta time on your hands....
so...u're suggesting this guy's fullofit ehhh.....well....

02-14-2006, 11:26 AM

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good stuff

here we go:
>>>from Yesterday, 07:55 AM : 760i here (for 3 years+)

Stating that you buy the 7series to keep not to sell, not stating i own a 760i

>>from Feb 10 2006, 12:53 PM : age 20 & unemployed here (also claiming to have owned 5 BMW's, but conceding 2 as family cars later):

correct, i study here and work importing goods and ressling them, its part-time

>>from Feb 10 2006, 01:01 PM : reference to a 745li here:
correct

>>from Feb 8 2006, 06:43 PM : a 7 series since 2000 here:
car was delivered at end of November 2002 . Not 2000

>>from Feb 6 2006, 11:06 PM : reference to 'old' X5 here:
yes its an old model that is due to be replaced

>>from Jan 22 2006, 03:06 AM : "i still own 4 BMWs" here:
yes m3 smg has been finalized and sold, but since its not fully paid i do drive it

>>from Jan 12 2006, 11:46 AM : "sold the m3 and am going to sell the a4" (so he also owned an A4?):
sure

>>from Jan 12 2006, 11:46 AM : Has a "530d(loaner), e46 m3 coupe, 745li, x5 3.0d, s500, a4 1.8t...oh and i always forget the stupid e90 330i" here, but is curiously coy about his location and sig?:
i dont understand this one ? why brag

>>from Jan 9 2006, 06:16 PM :about to buy an M5 here:
yes sure, check yesterdays post in m5 forum. Due to the high interest payments, i have had to postpone purchase of either this or e55 amg . Yes i dont have that much money now

yes been a BMW customer even before i got my partial licence at 16

about the address you are right i misspelled the postcode, my address is

522,
16 St James?s Square
London SW1Y 4LH

I live in bulgaria and study in the UK

5 BMWs: 745li, 530d (not owned, but car in use), m3 coupe (owned), X5 3.0d (owned) ... ooops sorry and an e90

02-14-2006, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 700700' post='240202' date='Feb 14 2006, 09:26 PM

good stuff

>>from Feb 10 2006, 01:01 PM : reference to a 745li here:
correct

>>from Feb 8 2006, 06:43 PM : a 7 series since 2000 here:
car was delivered at end of November 2002 . Not 2000

>>from Feb 6 2006, 11:06 PM : reference to 'old' X5 here:
yes its an old model that is due to be replaced

>>from Jan 22 2006, 03:06 AM : "i still own 4 BMWs" here:
yes m3 smg has been finalized and sold, but since its not fully paid i do drive it

>>from Jan 12 2006, 11:46 AM : "sold the m3 and am going to sell the a4" (so he also owned an A4?):
sure

>>from Jan 12 2006, 11:46 AM : Has a "530d(loaner), e46 m3 coupe, 745li, x5 3.0d, s500, a4 1.8t...oh and i always forget the stupid e90 330i" here, but is curiously coy about his location and sig?:
i dont understand this one ? why brag

>>from Jan 9 2006, 06:16 PM :about to buy an M5 here:
yes sure, check yesterdays post in m5 forum. Due to the high interest payments, i have had to postpone purchase of either this or e55 amg . Yes i dont have that much money now

yes been a BMW customer even before i got my partial licence at 16

about the address you are right i misspelled the postcode, my address is

522,
16 St James?s Square
London SW1Y 4LH

I live in bulgaria and study in the UK

5 BMWs: 745li, 530d (not owned), m3 coupe (owned), X5 3.0d (owned) ... ooops sorry and an e90

but keep it all clean guys

for GOD's sake

I smell KGB good search skills both of you!!! PLZ 700700 post some pix of your cars PLZ

02-14-2006, 11:32 AM

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forgot to say Yard welcome!

02-14-2006, 11:33 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ats77' post='240204' date='Feb 14 2006, 08:30 PM

but keep it all clean guys

for GOD's sake

I smell KGB good search skills both of you!!! PLZ 700700 post some pix of your cars PLZ

no ptoblems ats77... but i need to get my camera replaced and will then post all kinds of shots on request , you can be sure of that

02-14-2006, 11:46 AM

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lol this is the funniest post I ever read

02-14-2006, 12:09 PM

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02-14-2006, 12:10 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 700700' post='240206' date='Feb 14 2006, 09:33 PM

no ptoblems ats77... but i need to get my camera replaced and will then post all kinds of shots on request , you can be sure of that

and I am happy that you became clean yes for some fun and 'cauze with US guys started Forum-GOD bless it- we act like cool and sayin' stuff we must respect eachother.

And yes somebody who has JLC watch must behave as a gentleman, n'est pas?

Ps. I did not asked you to prove it just want to c*me in my pants to see not 3 but more BMWs, every time I see E60 or BMW 850, M1 and my baby in the morning and evening I feel the same, cannot