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Old Mar 25, 2010 | 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer
DRANGED used to jerk-off to his car in his garage.

Originally Posted by xBMWx
It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't a shared public parking garage

Originally Posted by bubajay
Don't we all??? I mean....wait...what?
You guys are all so weird. I'd never jerk off to my car...


I just think of her during sex
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Old Mar 25, 2010 | 11:18 PM
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I just think of her during sex
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LOL, so you don't have to use the bag to put over her...
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Old Mar 26, 2010 | 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted by irshad
LOL, so you don't have to use the bag to put over her...
no, what your sister told you about my sex habits - that's strictly between her and I LOL
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Old Mar 26, 2010 | 04:47 AM
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yea.. im a CAR whore.. enough said
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Old Mar 26, 2010 | 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer
DRANGED used to jerk-off to his car in his garage.
How is that unique??? Ha,ha
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Old Mar 26, 2010 | 04:50 PM
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I have carefully but inconspicuously placed a picture on the bedroom ceiling of my E60 so when my wife is on top having her joy, so am I. Better than a mirror!

Have I crossed a line?
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