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Old 08-05-2005, 05:03 AM
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You're not doing work for the Sopranos are you? Flys love dead bodies.
Old 08-05-2005, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Hamann5' date='Aug 5 2005, 12:53 AM
Now when I first saw this I started laughing... then I started to cry...that little black dot in the clear part of my tail light is a dead fly...now the logical question would be how did he get in there but the more important question is HOW THE HELL DO I GET HIM OUTTTTTT!!!!!!

Man, I've got a dead spider in my right tail light. Most amazing thing is that he managed to create a spider web before he died. SOB!
Old 08-05-2005, 05:38 AM
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I have had the same problem in 3 of my new BMW:s

My 320Ci even had a mouse nest in the motor compartment
Old 08-05-2005, 08:09 AM
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I got that fucker out... dam didn't know the taillights were so easy to take out.. thanks
Old 08-05-2005, 09:16 AM
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I think BMW is smuggling endanger spieces to the US. The only way getting around Agriculture officer is hidding the bug in the headlight unit . Or Is German trying to destroy crop in US by sending bug here?
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I had a similar issue except it was a bee in my backseats.

Funny thing is I kept it in there for a few days and finally got the bitch to leave just last night.

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Originally Posted by Centurion' date='Aug 5 2005, 08:25 PM
I had a similar issue except it was a bee in my backseats.

Funny thing is I kept it in there for a few days and finally got the bitch to leave just last night.


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Originally Posted by Ricracing' date='Aug 5 2005, 02:28 PM
[quote name='Centurion' date='Aug 5 2005, 08:25 PM']I had a similar issue except it was a bee in my backseats.

Funny thing is I kept it in there for a few days and finally got the bitch to leave just last night.


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Reminds me of my favorite quote of all time - attributed to Charlie Sheen. During the whole Heidi Fleiss scandal, a reporter asked him why a famous Hollywood movie star such as himself would pay for sex... his reply:

"I don't pay them to come over and have sex with me, I pay them to leave afterwards"
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"I don't pay them to come over and have sex with me, I pay them to leave afterwards"



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WHAT!!! does this mean I have to go check my light assembly to make sure no fly made it in there??!??!?!! Geeeeeeeee...

I dont want it in there weighing the car down!



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