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Old 04-07-2011, 06:08 AM
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Drove off the motorway, to rest, to the side of the ground while stuck in a traffic jam. At the time I didn't realise that a RWD car is no good at coming out from a pebble section. Needed to be towed out by a 4x4 and this was after some dumb idiot suggested that I us pieces of wood behind the rear wheels while I accelerated hard!! landed up scraping my wheels - BUT that was an excuse to get new ones
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So I did something stupid. I was in a hurry and at a light waiting for traffic to clear so I could make a left turn. I see this old 80's accord coming towards me but he has right blinker on so I pull out and that MOFO speeds up his car (On purpose so he could hit me). Luckily I made it. Did not even honk...idiot sped up. What a POS.
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dumbest thing i've done is put Oscar ( my english bulldog ) in the backseat after he ate a whole candle,,,,, black dakota + semi digested white candle,,,,,, now thats a desired color combo!
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Originally Posted by tex_phil
Stupidest thing? Probably cutting off the wrong person on the road, and him actually trying to wreck my car because he was so pissed. I learned if I get cut off etc, not to respond to other drivers road rage.
Why? Did he throw a smoothie at you?
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dumbest ever in my e60......paid cash for it and drove it off the lot.
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Originally Posted by 550nyc
Last week. while waiting at the red light, blasting music out loud this VW jetta pulls right next to me looking hard, as soon as the light turns green he smashes the gas and so do i right after.

I get next to him than start pulling up about 1-2 cars, than all of a sudden i see him coming closely so fast until he passes me, at that moment i couldn't believe what was happening until i decided to look at the cluster to find out i was at 1st gear 7000 rpms(music too loud)which i completely forgot, thinking i was in automatic mode. He turned at the next light not giving me another chance and i was pretty embarrassed
I totally have "winning" by Charlie Sheen when I read this one.
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Originally Posted by 530la
im not proud of saying this but i use to drink and drive in my bmw all the time run red lights burn outs. I recently got a dui for doing donuts super drunk. i went to jail that night and now im doing all kinds of programs. thats the worst think ive done.
Probably a good thing you got caught. If you'd hit anyone I knew I'd make sure you'd never drive again.
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Dumbest was hitting 110 in a 50 city limit or another time at 108 in a 50 city limit. Both times just had to be da man, doesnt matter what the car was.
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Well not in my E60 but in my E55 forst warm day this year,reversing out of my tire guy place,looking right and left making sure not to it anyhting and all of sudden heard a loud bang... Of all the places,guess what,i didn't look straight out the rear window and banged into a POS older Van.
Luckily,i just have few scrapes on the rear bumper..
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-attempted a drift but forgot to turn off traction control and skid straight into a mailbox


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