The should make a 5 series with no engine and tranny. Then we could buy whatever crate motor and tranny we want.

 

I had an interesting conversation with this one gal:

"You know, you shouldn't wear such a short skirt around here", I said.

"Why not?", she replies.

"Because your balls are showing."

 

I think the best BMW would be no software, electronic, and tranny. Only with engine, manual mirror and window, the rest should be mechanical
BTW, BMW is great, but with V8, no valve please to avoid valve clearance

 

All these ridiculous computer/software glitches.....that the real Crying Game.